michael gove is the joffrey baratheon of britain
Can you tell me if Alex said something about Alexa?
My girlfriend said that she wants to have a band named “Cardboard Keyboard”. [laughs]
Q Magazine: Is ‘love is a laserquest’ about Alexa Chung? Alex Turner: I hope not ‘cause in the song its over.
“-Some of your romantic quips must be about Alexa.- Right. Yeah. Definitely. Well..there’s always been that side to our songs, when we weren’t writing about..the fucking taxi rank. It’s kind of inevitably…people you’re with.”
Following your girlfriend to New York for her work is quite “new man” for a Sheffield lad, I say.”I was glad she asked me to go with her.”
What is happening between Alex and Alexa form Popworld? Alex: “Lots of people asked that? how many?”
"My girlfriend was djing." How was that? "Lovely".
Does Alexa wonder if the lyrics are about her? “Oh, there’s none of that. Yeah, no, there’s no looking over the shoulder”.
She must be curious, at least. Alex: “Maybe”.
Did you ever see the episode where she helps Paul McCartney write a song about shoes? “Ah, yeah i think so, maybe i did see that”.
Well, if i was you, I’d have been thinking “She’s the one for me”. Alex: “Well..Yeah. Maybe that would’ve…sealed the deal! Hmn. But maybe that wasn’t when i got the ray of light. When was? Nah”.
"Lovely" oh my god
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin